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Èå¾î¾î¾ï!

 

What's my favorite color?

 

Abe Lincoln!

 

Nooo... what's my favorite food!

 

The Miracle of Childbirth!

 

Close... when is my birthday?

 

Yesterday! Hey! By the way, happy belated 17th buddy!

 

Thank you for remembering Robo-Chris!

 

I'm invented! Sup, bros?

 

Ha ha! That's totally not cool.

 

Doesn't he get to have skin? We've got a bunch
extra in Cargo Bay Two.

 

Hey guys, sorry I'm late.

 

Aaaah! My god, that guy looks exactly like
me!

 

What's... going on here?

 

He's you Chris, 'cept better!

 

He's laser resistant, flameproof, and I juiced
up his dancing skills nine thousand percent!

 

Ladies love this... ladies love this...

 

Danny... that... is... awesome!

 

What?

 

You're not insulted?

 

You're damn right, I'm insulted!

 

I think maybe he's evil, Danny. Why would
you birth evil?

 

You guys, this is great! Robo-Chris can sub
for me on missions! We can program him to

 

have that Italian accent I always wanted,
and now I can dole out twice as many deep,

 

meaningful hugs.

 

Robo-Chris gives me all the hugs I'll ever
need. I hope that doesn't make you insanely

 

jelly, Chris. Don't lose your temper and smash
him into tiny oil-spurting chunks!

 

Of course not! I'd never do that!

 

I'll do it!

 

Everybody is overreacting. I think Danny's
invention is brilliant.

 

I will do a murder on you.

 

I... still need to adjust his moop drive.

 

You're... finishing our crossword puzzle with
Robo-Chris?

 

Oh, I hope you don't mind man. He's just so
good at it. I barely noticed

 

it wasn't really you.

 

He's so handy! You guys should start that
friendship garden we always dreamed about

 

when we were kids.

 

He's not jelly at all!

 

I will hit him with rocks until he is jealous!

 

Are you pretending to be evil again?

 

I like to make you smile.

 

Set fluorescent bio-slime gauges at zero!

 

Set!

 

Danny, we've got a red honk on gauge two,
can you - Danny?

 

Strut like you mean it! Yeah, stir that sauce!

 

Oh, I'm sorry Chris. I'm just so busy over
here with my new best friend!

 

Oh that's cool, man. I'll take care of this
for you.

 

Back to work! No more distraction.

 

Mmm... oh my heavens.

 

Danny, you have so much tension stored in
your shoulders!

 

Your robo-fingers are like magic! Auuughh.

 

Heh... hey Robo. I built a little work-station
just for you, man!

 

Whoa.

 

Um...

 

I was just about to text you that exact message!

 

Psh! Ha ha ha!

 

Well I guess we're just gonna have overclock
your friendship synthesizers into

 

maximum hyperdrive!

 

There! Feel any different?

 

Not different! Better!

 

Ha ha! Friendship!

 

Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug.

 

Oh man, dude!

 

I love you, Danny.

 

If sounds so weird to finally say that out
loud! My name is Chris Kirkman and I love

 

Danny Vasquez!

 

This little weirdo is starting to grow on
me.

 

What's this all about, man?

 

These are the moments that define a friendship,
Chris. This is what real friends look like!

 

It is? This what you want? A needy little
guy who climbs all over you?

 

There's nothin' wrong with that!

 

Friends have boundaries, Danny. When someone's
your friend, there's a line that should never

 

be crossed.

 

Well... I mean... never say never...

 

No, dude. Robo-Chris is just... extremely
comfortable in his heterosexuality...

 

Yeah, Chris. How come you don't help Danny
chew his food?

 

Wwm Nuhm Nwolmn!

 

He's just jelly.

 

Chris, I'm sorry if my ultimate friend makes
you strawberry jelly.

 

Stop saying jelly! Nobody needs to say jelly
ever again! I can't even begin to understand

 

why you do this.

 

Hurts doesn't it? I guess you don't know what
you've got 'til it's gone, huh?

 

What? What is your problem?

 

YOU FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY!

 

I... oh. Dude, I'm sorry. Happy Birthday,
man...

 

Thanks, dude! Up top, cough drop!

 

Do you like what you see?

 

Oh, of course. You're my invention and I'll
always be proud of you, but-

 

C'mon now. You know I don't like to dance
alone.

 

Robo-Chris, I think we're at a point where
what you want and what I can offer you

 

no longer match.

 

What are you saying, Danny?

 

I don't think you should sleep here any more...

 

Yeah, all right!

 

Woo hoo!

 

Aw yeah, scootin' over!

 

Dancin'! Uh huh!

 

HWAAAAUGH!